Dirk Diamonds
(antemortem) dirk diamonds
Gender Male
List DList D-List
Feed DirkDiamondsFeed @Dirk_Diamonds

Dirk Diamonds is an up-and-coming celebrity, just like you. Depending on your gender, Dirk can either be a friend or a rival. If you are a Starlet , he is a friend. If you are a Star he is a rival and equivalent of Willow Pape.

Starlets are able to date Dirk Diamonds or use him to help with gigs.

Background Trivia

Either as a friend or a rival, Dirk Diamonds is an aspiring model.

Dirk Diamonds first comes onto the scene as part of Mr. Manager, who yells at you for hanging out with his ex-girlfriend Willow Pape.

Related Goals


Haters Gonna Hate
What are YOU doing here? Are you STALKING me? WTF?

I'm getting a picture of this…
Speech I came to talk…

Wow, that's great… except no one here wants to talk to you.

I'm an important celebrity with stuff to do other than suck up to Kim Kardashian - she didn't mention me, did she?

1. Speech Not in a good way…
2. Speech You wish!

1. ??

2. Whatever. Beat it. P.S.: your creepy stalker photo is going right online… KK, bye now.
Speech (Leave quietly.)

Mr. Manager
OMG! Who the eff do you think you are?!
1. Speech "Eff"? Pardon? +CashXP
2. Speech Who are you? +Cash

1. Do you know who I am? I'm Dirk Diamonds, and I SAW you. You were CLEARLY hitting on my girlfriend in there! Well… ex…

a. Speech No, I wasn't…
b. Speech So what if I did?

2. There's NO WAY you just asked me that. I'm Dirk Diamonds. Duh. And WHAT did you think you were doing? You were CLEARLY hitting on my girlfriend in there!

a. Speech No, I wasn't… +CashXP
b. Speech So what if I did? +CashXP

a & b. Whatever! I'm MUCH too famous to deal with you, gutter trash. Hashtag: ratchet.
Speech (Leave quietly.)


Home and Hearth
Dirk Diamonds @Dirk_Diamonds

A NOBODY ruins the party and I get kicked out? How does @YourName even know @KimKardashian? Total CONSPIRACY!

#Illuminati #Obamacare
+790 fans
Haters Gonna Hate
Dirk Diamonds @Dirk_Diamonds

Trying to film a commercial at Mirimount, but turns out I'm being STALKED by @YourName!!!

-211 fans
Socially Awkward
Dirk Diamonds @Dirk_Diamonds

@Starnews_Ray don't be jealous because your doctor botched your face lift! Everyone knows I'm mostly natural!


Dirk Diamonds first comes onto the scene as part of Meet and Greet, who recognizes you from the photo shoot. You can either BlueStarnetwork or Heartflirt with him.

Related Goals


Meet and Greet
Hey, you were at the photo shoot earlier, weren't you? I'm Dirk.
1. Speech network BlueStar
2. Speech flirt Heart +CashXP

1. Really? You know Kim Kardashian? Think… you could introduce me sometime?
Speech Maybe…

2. Well… I thought - and still think - you looked great at the shoot. Maybe you could give me a call sometime?
Speech Maybe…

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