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Simon Orsik
SimonOrsik
Gender Male
List EList E-List

Simon Orsik first comes onto the scene during Mr. Manager, where Kim Kardashian has told you to speak to him so he can become your manager.

After he has become your manager, he will call you for various projects aside from the goal-related ones. You can sift through his suggestions as many times as you want and decide which projects to take. If you decide not to take any, you can always have him call back in 1 hour. If you decided not to take any projects but change your mind, you can always call him back yourself but it will cost you Star 2 to get a new set of gigs.

Background Trivia

Simon Orsik is a talent manager and owns CTM Management and Publicity. While an exceptional manager, he is not very good with technology at all. He tends to refer to his fourteen year old daughter a lot in his conversations.

Related Goals

Dialogue

Dialogue is logged alphabetically by goal title.

Ahead of Schedule
(Your Name)! We have a problem!

Speech Oh, no!

I think my daughter might be getting into drugs! I heard her say talking about sharing some "EDM" with her friends, which I can only assume is some form of drug slang... unless she's getting into marketing.
Speech Dance music...

Oh! I... knew that. I was only... JK-ing, of course! Ahem. Well, then... to business.
Our friend, Ms. Misty Levin, is launching a line of Summer-wear, Summer Mist, and she wants you to be the model. She requires three photo shoots.
I've arranged it in your contract that IF you can complete all three photo shoots within three days, you'll get two exclusive clothing items. How does that sound?
Speech Great!

Career Management
These look terrific - "swag" as my daughter's boyfriend might say before I kick him out of my home.

I have something special cooking for you already, but I won't know whether it'll materialize or not for at least an hour. In the meantime I'll call if anything else comes up.
Speech Okay.

Keep your head down - or up… or wherever the photographers want it! - work hard, and you'll go from being nobody to being on the fringe of the public's mind in no time. Exposure, exposure, exposure!
Speech Thanks!

Commercial Affair
I have your second special assignment! It's a background role in a commercial for a new window cleaning solution called "Glassex".

You have no lines and it's bottom of the barrel, but it's a start. Head over to Mirimoun Pictures when you're ready.
Speech Okay.

After Haters Gonna Hate
(Your Name)! Simon here. I just saw an update on your feed - what's this about stalking people now?

Speech (Explain.)

I see. A publicist could serve you well, and I think I know just the person: Maria Holmes. She's an excellent publicist, and she knows every trick in the book.

And besides her sometimes, um, violent mood swings, she's a delight. Her office is actually in my building. Why don't we go meet her?
Speech Sounds good!

Good! And if you're talking to Kim, tell her I haven't gotten any Instantgrams from her yet… I'm not complaining… I'm just making an observation.
Speech (Hang up.)

After Home and Hearth
(Your Name)! I just received a text from Kim. So, you're interested in getting yourself a publicist?

Speech That's right.

A publicist could serve you well, and I think I know just the person: Maria Holmes. She's an excellent publicist, and she knows every trick in the book.

And besides her sometimes, um, violent mood swings, she's a delight. Her office is actually in my building. Why don't we go meet her?
Speech Sounds good!

Mr. Manager
You must be (Your Name)! An absolute pleasure to meet you. I'm Simon Orsik, CTM Management: Celebrity… Creative… Talent… Manage… Group…

…Don't ask me what it stands for because I can't remember! Kim's told me a lot about you and I was, of course, interested in anyone she recommends.
Speech Oh…

I'm told that you'd be worth my time, and I assume an eventual heft 15 per cent - so here we are! Now, let's take a look at your head shots, your comp card…
Speech Comp… what?

No head shots? Well… luckily those aren't that important - except that they are! You'll need to get those taken. A friend of mine over at PopGlam owes me a favor; head over there to get those done right now.

I can't have my client NOT have head shots…
Speech You'll take me on?

Call it a gut feeling, or maybe the indigestible Chinese I had last night; either way, I have a good, rumbling feeling about you.
Speech Why?

A manager never tells… until the release of his best-selling memoir. And as my daughter would say: "YOLO." She's fourteen. Maybe you'll meet her someday.

Anyway, head on over to PopGlam for the head shots, then back here, so I can start getting you some work.
Speech Thank you!

And one more thing: better put on some new clothing to impress the photographers and media! Try getting yourself some new duds.
Speech Okay.

Mystery Gig
Great work! I have another special something cooking now, too. I have to work out the details, but I'll call you when I know more.

Speech Okay.

Off The Menu
(Your Name), good to see you! We have a little bit of business to talk about.

When you were in Miami, did you happen to notice "Lif"?

1. Speech Yes.
2. Speech No. +CashXP

1. Good! Lif is set to be the hottest club in South Beach when it has its grand opening.

2. You, my client-slash-friend, need to keep your eyes open! Lif is set to be the hottest club in South Beach when it has its grand opening.

Now, the guest list is all filled up, which is unfortunate because we need you on that guest list!
Speech Why?

Exposure, exposure, exposure! Lif's opening - sponsored by the good people at Immaculat Vodka - might not attract the BIGGEST stars, but it'll attract enough up-and-coming celebrities to get the media's attention.

Be seen there are your peers will be "jel"…
Speech

As my daughter would say. Ahem. And you're an up-and-coming celebrity, right? Well, on your way, anyway.
Speech Hm…

I'm going to see what I can do, but if you have any bright ideas…
Speech (Mention Misty.)

An unknown fashion designer's husband is a marketing executive for the company that's sponsoring the event you need to at ten… is that what you're telling me? What a coincidence!
Speech It is!

It's best not the question how that occurred. Okay, okay, this is good… maybe you can do a favor for this Tom Lord fellow…

1. Speech Ew… +CashXP
2. Speech Good idea!

1. Not that kind of favor! A business proposition is in order here.

I'll see if I can get Ms. Levin on the telephone, and maybe set you up with a meeting under the pretense of needing something for Kardash. Then… you'll just need to work some magic to get a meeting with this Tom Lord Fellow.

Speech I can do that!

2. I didn't get to where I am with terrible ideas - though, my decision in the 80's to represent trained animals was certainly a setback.

Anyway, I'll see if I can get Ms. Levin on the telephone, and maybe set you up with a meeting under the pretense of needing something for Kardash. Then… you'll just need to work some magic to get a meeting with this Tom Lord Fellow.

Speech I can do that!

After leaving the office

Good news! Very good news, actually! Misty Levin is still in LA - and she's free to meet with you… about Kardash, of course.

I'll setup the meeting to be over at Panino. The food is great there.
Speech Got it!

A Second Opinion
(Your Name)! What can I do for you?

Speech (Mention Maria.)

How do you like being under the watchful eye of "Mad" Maria Holmes? Type A personality, indeed.

Now to answer your question: should you fly to Miami and go for the job? YES!

You need a better source of income than that… that sweatshop you're working in now, if nothing else. Do you even have a ticket?
Speech No.

Well, that's what managers are for, right? I'll book you a ticket, and you head down to LAX and get yourself over to Miami!
Speech Okay!

Socially Awkward
Allow me to introduce Ms. Maria Holmes.

Speech Okay.


After talking with Maria

She's… mercurial, but she gets the job done. If you're looking for a little romance, I know Kim is always interested in setting people up. Why not see if she has anyone in mind?
Speech Okay.

Summer Shoot #2
One down... two to go! You can start Misty's second photo shoot right now at GLAMM in Las Vegas.

Speech Thanks!

After Wait and See
Simon calling, (Your Name). I heard back on that special assignment I was prattling on about a while back.

Speech And…?

I was able to snag you a small, amateur runway modeling gig - modeling clothing for DeBrier Co. Very small-time, but it's a start.
Speech Great!

That's what I'm here for! Head down to PopGlam to get started.
Speech I'm ready!

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