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After meeting Kim Kardashian at her home in Beverly Hills, and discovering that your new Rival, Dirk/Willow, has been writing mean tweets about you, you will receive a call from your manager, Simon Orsik.

Simon suggests you meet with a publicist he knows, called Maria Holmes.

Swipe left to scroll to the left of the screen. To travel to Maria's office, you'll need to take the bus.

Tap the gold bus icon BusIcon and select Hollywood from the menu to travel there for Cash6.

Swipe right to scroll to the right of the screen. The building you're looking for is CTM Management and Publicity, which is the third building in Hollywood.

Tap the yellow building icon BusinessIcon and tap the yellow speech bubble with "Maria's Office" to enter the building.

Maria Holmes will start talking as soon as you step through the door. During the conversation, Maria advises you to go on a date to get rid of your status as a homewrecker.

At the end of the conversation, you can choose to get revenge on your Rival for all of the mean tweets or you can choose to take the high road.

If you choose to get revenge, celebrity journalist Ray Powers will post a plastic surgery rumor about your rival to your feed.

After talking to Maria, tap the yellow speech bubble next to Simon. He suggests that you talk to Kim Kardashian to help you find a date. This will unlock the next goal, Celebrity Matchmaker.

DialogueEdit

Simon Orsik YourName! I just received a text from Kim. So, you're interested in getting yourself a publicist?
You Speech That's right.
Simon Orsik A publicist would serve you well, and I think I know just the person: Maria Holmes. She's an excellent publicist, and she knows every trick in the book. And besides her sometimes, um, violent mood swings, she's a delight. Her office is actually in my building. Why don't we go meet her?
You Speech Sure!
Simon Orsik Good! And if you're talking to Kim, tell her I haven't gotten any Instantgrams from her yet... I'm not complaining... I'm just making an observation.
You Speech (Hang up.)

Maria Holmes So, this is Simon "I still own a beeper" Orsik's newest client? You, YourName, don't want to know what he thinks a selfie is... Well... you certainly have the look, but here's the deal: I'll take you on as a client for now, but only as a favor to Simon.
You Speech Okay.
Maria Holmes You're lucky. His technological shortcomings aside, he's a good manager, so you have no excuse if you screw up. And if you can show me that you can NOT embarrass yourself in public and do what I say... I'll keep you around. Sound good?
You Speech Got it.
Maria Holmes Good. Now, let's get to why you're here: Stalkergate - whatever you want to call it, is not the introduction to the world you want. Dirk Diamonds/Willow Pape... s/he's angry with you for what exactly? You hit on his ex?
You Speech 1 Apparently.
Speech 2 I did.
Maria Holmes Speech 1 Hm... sounds to me like s/he's jealous. Do you have a boyfriend, girlfriend, or... any friends? Don't tell me you're a bitter longer. I WON'T represent another one of those.
Speech 2 That's a good way to make enemies! Do you have a... different boyfriend, girlfriend, or... any friends? Don't tell me you're a bitter longer. I WON'T represent another one of those.
You Speech 1 & 2 I'm not.
Maria Holmes Well, then it's easy: go on a date! You won't be seen as a home wrecker if you're clearly not wrecking any homes?
You Speech A date?
Maria Holmes That's what I JUST said. A date shouldn't be hard to find: this city is filled with lonely, if not desperate people - maybe stay away from the desperate ones, though.
You Speech Hm...
Maria Holmes Oh! And I almost forgot. As part of my comprehensive package, I can also take to the internet and get some revenge on Dirk Diamonds/Willow Pape. Just a little rumor, some gossip to get some negative attention on him/her if you'd like.
You Speech A (Get revenge.)
Speech B (Take high road.)
Maria Holmes Speech A Who needs therapy when blasting someone online makes me feel better than all the CBT and SSRIs in the world could? Cash+6, XP+3
Speech B You're no fun! I'll just have to relieve my stress some OTHER way then. Cash+6, XP+3
You Speech A & B ...

RayPowersFeed Ray Powers @Starnews_Ray
Is @Dirk_Diamonds/@WillowPape addicted to plastic surgery? A single, anonymous source thinks so, and who could argue or sue for libel when it's posted as a question?
#UnderTheKnife
+263 fans
DirkDiamondsFeed Dirk Diamonds @Dirk_Diamonds
@Starnews_Ray don't be jealous because your doctor botched your face lift! Everyone knows I'm mostly natural!
#tabloidtactics
WillowPapeFeed Willow Pape @WillowPape
@Starnews_Ray don't be jealous because your doctor botched your face lift! Everyone knows I'm mostly natural!
#tabloidtactics

Simon Orsik She's... mercurial, but she gets the job done. If you're looking for a little romance, I know Kim is always interested in setting people up. Why not see if she has anyone in mind?
You Speech Okay.