⤿ REASON: Missing Dialogue.

Simon introduces you to Maria Holmes. Speak to her.

Near the end of the conversation, she will suggest to put some dirt on your rival.
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Speak to Simon afterwards. He suggests that you ask Kim to help you set up a date.


Simon Orsik Allow me to introduce Ms. Maria Holmes.
You Speech Okay.

Maria Holmes So, this is Simon "I still own a beeper" Orsik's newest client? You, YourName, don't want to know what he thinks a selfie is... Well... you certainly have the look, but here's the deal: I'll take you on as a client for now, but only as a favor to Simon.
You Speech Okay.
Maria Holmes You're lucky. His technological shortcomings aside, he's a good manager, so you have no excuse if you screw up. And if you can show me that you can NOT embarrass yourself in public and do what I say... I'll keep you around. Sound good?
You Speech Got it.
Maria Holmes Good. Now, let's get to why you're here: Stalkergate - whatever you want to call it, is not the introduction to the world you want. Dirk Diamonds/Willow Pape... s/he's angry with you for what exactly? You hit on his ex?
You Speech 1 Apparently.
Speech 2 I did.
Maria Holmes Speech 1
Speech 2 That's a good way to make enemies! Do you have a... different boyfriend, girlfriend, or... any friends? Don't tell me you're a bitter longer. I WON'T represent another one of those.
You Speech I'm not.
Maria Holmes Well, then it's easy: go on a date! You won't be seen as a home wrecker if you're clearly not wrecking any homes?
You Speech A date?
Maria Holmes That's what I JUST said. A date shouldn't be hard to find: this city is filled with lonely, if not desperate people - maybe stay away from the desperate ones, though.
You Speech Hm...
Maria Holmes Oh! And I almost forgot. As part of my comprehensive package, I can also take to the internet and get some revenge on Dirk Diamonds/Willow Pape. Just a little rumor, some gossip to get some negative attention on him/her if you'd like.
You Speech A (Get revenge.)
Speech B (Take high road.)
Maria Holmes Speech A Who needs therapy when blasting someone online makes me feel better than all the CBT and SSRIs in the world could?
Speech B
You Speech A ...
Speech B

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Simon Orsik She's... mercurial, but she gets the job done. If you're looking for a little romance, I know Kim is always interested in setting people up. Why not see if she has anyone in mind?
You Speech Okay.

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